maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via legalmexican)

dacergirl369:

An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

(Source: memecollection, via stabs)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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(via ugly)

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

(via legalmexican)

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via sniffing)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via hotboyproblems)

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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(Source: alcomol, via unfollovving)

wolverinedoctorwho:

pinkroseswithadashofdisney:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

This girl is a QUEEN.

This is what we’ve been saying for years! Finally someone stood up and got the message out!

(Source: carryonmywaywardagent, via guy)

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

(Source: birdsorthebeez, via australiansanta)

irishcob:

royalfurby:

memenatoarisato:

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stop yelling

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(via hate)

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit

(via gnarly)

officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

(via cornputer)

fandomproblemssuck:

donttellmytitswhattodo:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

I HAVE SEEN THIS POST 4 TIMES AND I JUST NOW GOT IT

Motherrrrrrrrr help with this!!

(via troyeisnotonfire)